This morning my friend pointed me in the direction of what may be the most ridiculous thing ever...
Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals
Basically the game has you making a delicious turkey dinner...but instead of sweet innocent mama you have A BLOOD THIRSTY HELL DEMON WITH BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HER ARMS AS SHE BUTCHERS INNOCENT TURKEYS! rawwwwr!
Once again PETA is trying their tactic of gross out and shock in order to convert people to veganism...only it doesnt quite work when its a brightly colored flash game. (which by the way the game sucks...its really hastily and poorly designed).
Im all for not eating meat...I was a vegetarian for 6 years and havent eaten any red meat in over 9 years..but come on PETA just cut it out and quit giving all vegetarians and vegans a bad name. You are just a parody of yourself at this point (especially after that Ben and Jerry's boobie milk stunt) so please just slink off quietly into the good night while you still have some shred of dignity left.
I guess the other reason why I find this game so stupid is not only the blatant copyright infringement (countdown to lawsuit in 3....2.....) but the fact that I firmly believe all turkeys should die. Not because I think turkey is particularly tasty or anything, but because turkeys are the dumbest most annoying birds on the planet and contribute absolutely nothing. Someone show me how turkeys are vital to the cycle of life...really what do they do? Aside from humans not many animals eat them and they arent like keeping any species in a population check. Honestly I think if all turkeys disappeared the world would be unchanged aside from Thanksgiving. I guess its also because I have a bias...my old college had wild turkeys roaming around the campus and they would always run out in front of our cars and we would have to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting them. Then they would just sit in the road and flap their wings tying to fly (which if you've never seen a turkey try to fly, its the most pathetic thing on earth) instead of getting out of the way. They nearly caused so many accidents and made me late for class all the time, I didnt eat poultry back then and I still wanted to strangle them! Sorry about the rant but I just REALLY hate turkeys.
So in conclusion, PETA STFU seriously and enjoy your Majesco lawsuit!